dear maria, count me in || all time low

"Eating pussy is 30% basic skill and 70% paying the fuck attention."

So I’m watching a documentary on Netflix that apparently is the reason why we do juicing every month at my job and it’s weird because juicing is weird and bugs me

I’m legit mad at the people at my apartment complex who cannot use the washer and dryer correctly this is my life everyone




"I’m not a feminist but I believe men and women are equal"

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that’s what a feminist is???????

"I knew I matured when I realized every situation doesn’t need a reaction. Sometimes you just have to leave people to continue to do the lame shit that they do."


When your Bath & Body Works store tells you they have three wick Winter Candy Apple and Frosted Gingerbread candles so you drive all the way to Appleton and they only have 4 oz candles